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My Man Went To Town

My man went to town
 And came back with a new accent
 He no longer likes my pastry
 He prefers to drink his new tea
 He brought a new dressing along too
 One that makes him hotter in the sun
And shiver in the cold, worse still
 He brought a pale woman
To keep his bed warm
She was called Civilization.

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  1. Unknown7 November 2015 at 13:51

    I'll advice u go to town too..... Im sure u'll find ursef a man called edification. Or mayb u can help ur MAN see d flaws nd dangers of dis new woman (civilization) mayb he'd b convinced to snd her packin nd u'd av ur man bak. Or better still learn frm d gud qualities of dis woman nd accommodate her.... Lolz.
    Nice one dear. Kip it up

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    1. Amodu Winnie22 January 2016 at 17:28

      Are you suggesting I become unfaithful? LoL. Thanks for stopping by.

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    2. Amodu Winnie22 January 2016 at 17:29

      Are you suggesting I become unfaithful? LoL. Thanks for stopping by.

      Delete

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